scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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