I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Your cock deserves a montage
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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