I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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