I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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