i would punch a child for taco bell
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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