Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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