"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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