can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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