hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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