Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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