just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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