yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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