whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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