What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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