Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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