the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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