I looked at my own cervix.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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