i think my mom watched the whole time
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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