How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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