Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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