I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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