i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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