i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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