she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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