I must be too annoying 4 u.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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