I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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