I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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