I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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