a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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