In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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