so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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