fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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