okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
this hospital has no fireball
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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