Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
