Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I only lived at night.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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