Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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