Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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