How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
