I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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