and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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