Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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