your thong is hanging out like whoa
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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