Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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