I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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