WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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