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Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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