Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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