I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
two words...techno handjob
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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