I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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