sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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