I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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