On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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