when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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