Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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